Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:
1st friend: Omo e b lyk say na me dat babe dey blow kiss
2nd frnd: Guy leave dat one jare, no mind am
(then d lady signaled to him to come)
1st friend: Omo d babe dey kal me sha
2nd frnd: Ogbeni, no go
1st frnd: Y u go tell me make I knw go. Fyn babe lyk dat dey kal me, u say make I no go
2nd frnd: Guy abeg no go, no go(feeling pity)
(The friend ignored him and went over to d lady, she went to meet him nd dey both went upstairs. Suddenly as dey were abt to have fun, dey heard a car honking)
Lady:(on opening d window) ha! Dats my husband
1st frnd: Yeh! Mo gbe
Lady: Dnt worry, jst pretend lyk u re d laundry man nd iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths)
(dis guy spent d whole day ironing clothes cos d husband Neva left ome dat day again.
The next day he went over to his friend's place
1st friend: Omo, shey u knw say na cloth I iron thru out yesterday
2nd friend: Shebi I tell u make u no go. All dat cloth wey u iron so ehen!, na me WASH AM
😂😄😀😃😛
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