1 - The Pen Borrowers: They
always go to the
bank without pen. This people
are very dangerous, once u borrow
them the pen, u
might find it difficult to
identify them, At a bank in Nigeria,
once someone tells u "can i have ur pen"
Believe me bros, that is the last time u
will see that
Pen (except if u are lucky).
2 - The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately they enter the bank, even before
taking d
slips
(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is
to know the
last person and u hear them saying, i
am at ur back. If care is not taking 8 people can
tell u "I dey
ur back", then at the end of the day,
they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back, I don
tell am, I was here before u,
blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team:
These kind
of people
don't obey the first come, first serve
slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,
immediately
they come
in, they just walk
up to the cashier or manager, he ask
them to sit
down and within 5 mins they have completed
there
transactions while u
still dey for
queue.(There
is God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees:
These people will
always have a problem with the bank
door, then u
see dem removing their belts, car keys,
mobile
phones etc and yet the machine keeps shooting
"pls go back"
My bros
next time come to bank naked, biko,
it go allow u
in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can
waste slip for Nigeria, to fill the
withdrawal slip or
deposit slip na jamb questions, u see
them
canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking
another
one. To write
3780
naira in words na gobe.
Even the so called undergraduates are
found
wanting in this scenario... smh!
6 - The exile
men:
These people
usually behave
like dem no dey this world since 2
years, they will
always be asking for
today's date, even after telling them the correct
date, they will ask someone else again.
I tire for
these people.
So, where do you belong???
No Lies Please!!
Lol
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