Showing posts with label NDB. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NDB. Show all posts

Wednesday, 31 August 2016

How You Know You Are Ready To Break Up With Your Boyfriend

1.When you see your boyfriend and your stomach starts paining you.

Ah!

2. When he tries to kiss you, you’re like:


Please move your mouth from here.

3. When you’ve forgotten you have a boyfriend and people ask you how he is.


Must you ruin my joy?

4. When he starts talking about a future involving you.


Uncle since which day?

5. When you’re with the man you love and your boyfriend starts calling to find out where you are.


Just imagine!

6. When the only way you can have a good time is if he is not at the function.


Before he will come and use his own to spoil your own.

7. When he asks to meet your parents, you’re like:


Please no need to get them involved.

8. When he tries any public displays of affection and you start dodging.



Uncle please don’t let anyone know we are together!

9. When his friends say hello to you, you’re like:

Please leave here jere!

10. Whenever he says he loves you:


Oh God!

 

ZIKOKO.com

Tuesday, 30 August 2016

So, it seems there is a Justin Bieber sex tape that has now leaked online (pics)

Justin Bieber is now allegedly the subject of a leaked sex tape circulating online.

The 22-year-old singer’s fans have gone into meltdown after the Twitter hashtag #justinssextapeleakedparty began trending some days back, inspired by new photos of the star on holiday.

Pictures of Justin and girlfriend Sofia Richie getting really raunchy in Mexico – that show Justin with his bum exposed – were re-posted in relation to the claims.
This suggests Sofia, who recently turned 18, is also involved in the tape though details on the content of the alleged video are scant.
According to the same pictures from Mexico – a man in a white shirt appears to have witnessed the encounter, or at least interrupted it momentarily.

However some reports claim there is no sex tape because the appearance of the hashtag has not been explained.


On Twitter, fans have started reprimanding Justin for ‘not respecting his fans’ since the sex tape conversation began to gain momentum.

They’ve also been sending vile insults in the direction of Sofia Richie and comparing her to Selena Gomez, Justin’s ex, who is ‘above’ making a sex tape.


Wednesday, 24 August 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: Wednesday Post

The "Nigerian Pastor" won't talk about Usain Bolt or Serena Williams.
They won't talk about late Dora Akunyili or Tony Elumelu.
The "Nigerian pastor" won't talk about Steve Jobs or the young people in Silicon Valley reshaping our world.
They won't talk about young American scientists spending endless hours in search of a cure to a disease that's predominantly in the Tropical African region.
The "Nigerian pastor" won't talk about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie or Ben Okri.

In every corner of the world, there exist young men and women who has defiled all odds and became successful through hard work, creativity and dedication...
The "Nigerian pastor" wont talk about them......neither will he ask his members to emulate the spirit of these individuals.

He would rather talk about sister Agatha who got a job she WAS NOT THE MOST QUALIFIED because she prayed and fasted in line with their church program.
Or
Brother John who became a millionaire because he used all his salary as a seed in the church.
Or
Papa Miracle who he laid his hands on and 3 of his children got admission in the university
Or
Mama Esther paid her tithe and her business started growing everywhere across the nation......no business plan, just boom, everywhere.

This has led to a new breed of mentally lazy young people who now see God as a rewarder of mediocrity.

To the "Nigeria Pastor", the only way to prosper is by paying your tithe and sowing seeds in the church. So they will never talk about those who has through hardwork and dedication placed theirselves in the world map.

No......the "Nigerian God" only blesses the first 30 people that rush to the altar to drop #100,000 as seed.
The "Nigeria God" abhors hardwork and creative thinking, He only gives to those who sow seeds and offerings......and those who shout "I am a millionaire" every morning and do nothing the rest of the day.

Continue....

You want God to come down and help you use the talent He gave you and bless you because you are going to church to shout "Daddy, I receive it"
You all jokers!

Can someone tell these jokers that irrespective of your creed, faith or religion, blessings and favours follows you once you start using your talent and become useful to your society.
God doesn't owe you #5!

Saturday, 20 August 2016

10 Old School Hairstyles That Need To Make A Comeback


1.This beautiful plaited hair.



2. This senior girls ajakolo style!




3. This mix of plaited hair and thread.



4. This gorgeous patewo!



5. This beautiful shuku.



6. These very cute hair puffs.



7. Another really cool style of thread.



8. Funky didi!



9. This incredibly satisfying style of thread.


10. This braided hive.


Friday, 19 August 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: Chronicles of BV

I am dating this guy that loves and respect me so much. We met some time last year and kicked off a relationship January this year. He is 34years. My problem is he cheats. I was at his place a couple of weekends ago and out of curiosity I checked his phone ( something I don't do before) only for me to see his numerous chats with different girls. I asked him about it and you know the usual lies. He apologized. I am currently on leave at work and at his place presently because we are both preparing for a professional exam ( he funded it for me) and I checked his phone again only for me to see that he actually had a girl at his place through out last weekend. I have promised myself I won't raise the issue with him again because men hate women that nag and are turned off by women that check their phones in their absence. This man has been extremely nice to me. Where I work he got it for me, I am currently running a professional course all thanks to his assistance, he is working on me getting a federal government job through his connection.
HOUSE OF DARAM: A heart touching story
This is only but to mention a few of all the love he showers on me. I give him everything he wants in return ( sex, good food, attention, affection). What answer do I give him if he finally proposes to me?. Yes I love him but can I actually stand sharing my man with other women?, or should I just take a walk? These are questions I am asking myself. I am going to be 28 years next month. WHAT DO I DO??

Sunday, 14 August 2016

14 Bizarre Underwater Discoveries [MUST SEE]


Did you know that humans have explored outer space more than our own ocean floor? There are so many things hidden right under our noses and all we have to do is take a deep breath – no, more air! – and dive right under the surface. Sometimes that’s all it takes, and over the years, divers have uncovered some of the most shocking underwater scenes, artifacts and bizarre creatures out there.

1. Submerged Stonehenge


Sunday, 3 July 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: Sunday post...

What an inspiring story!

At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, Iowa.

Friday, 1 July 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: The Greatest Pain of All

Please spare me a few minutes of your time.

Thank you. Now take a good look at the picture above.

What do you see?

Saturday, 25 June 2016

House of Daram: Chronicles of BV...

I just cheated on my husband this morning just like joke and play .
Woke up very early to work out, because I jog in the morning before the sun comes out and before vehicles starts passing . Normally I go with my husband but this morning he was having running stomach so he stayed back .

Sunday, 1 May 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: A heart touching story

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled:
"Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?"

Th...e doctor smiled & said:

Sunday, 24 April 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: Sunday Post...

A very poor newly wedded, young couple lived in a small farm. One day the husband made the following proposal to his wife: Honey, I will leave the house: I will travel faraway, get a job and work hard in order to come back and give you the comfortable life that you deserve. I do not know how long I will stay away, I only ask one thing, please wait for me, and while I am away, you should be faithful to me, because I will be faithful to you.

Thursday, 21 April 2016

THIS IS A small CHALLENGE FOR THE BRAINS...

http://www.niyidaram.com/2016/04/this-is-small-challenge-for-brains.html
The name of a country is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence.

For example, FRANCE is hiding in, the sentence
"The runners who lived at the top of the cliff ran centuries ago" . (clifF RAN CEenturies).

Now, find the name of the country hiding in the consecutive letters within these sentences.

Sunday, 10 April 2016

Chronicles of BV...

At this point I am I feel like ending my life. I have always done everything right all my life... I don't do runs, I don't cheat on my boyfriends I'm always faithful and loyal... no drama kind of girl. I work hard for the little I have but life is just not fair to me.. sometimes I feel God hates me.. I pray all the time. I pray night and day.

This is specially for the ladies... MUST READ!

Please read and be informed. It's better to be safe than ashamed.

Tuesday, 5 April 2016

Chronicles of BV...

http://www.niyidaram.com/2015/11/heheyall-get-in-here-must-read.html
My boyfriend is a very good man , gives me everything I want , takes care of me , but he talks too much. This man can talk for 24 hours , off point pouring saliva every where in the name of argument . Especially foot ball, he will jump , scream like a village boy and make animal noise . He now extended the talking to our love making .

Friday, 1 April 2016

Something really urgent to ponder on.. this world is a wonderful place!

This is a true story, happened in 1892 at Stanford University: An 18-year-old student was struggling to pay his fees. He was an orphan, and not knowing where to turn for money, he came up with a bright idea. He and a friend decided to host a musical concert on campus to raise money for their education.

They reached out to the great pianist Ignacy J. Paderewski. His manager demanded a guaranteed fee of $2000 for the piano recital. A deal was struck and the boys began to work to make the concert a
success.

Thursday, 31 March 2016

HOUSE OF DARAM: MUST READ

http://www.niyidaram.com/2015/11/heheyall-get-in-here-must-read.html
"An eight-year-old child heard her parents talking about her little brother. All she knew was that he was very sick and they had no money left. They were moving to a smaller house because they could not afford to stay in the present house after paying the doctor's bills. Only a very costly surgery could save him now and there was no one to loan them the money.

Tuesday, 22 March 2016

Hehe...Dad and daughter meet on BBM chat...

Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl!
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips, bootylicious 'n’ delicious, live in Maryland and you?
Charmer:::: Hmmmm! I'm in love already. I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in Maryland too.

Sunday, 13 March 2016

Chronicles of blog visitor...

She always come to charge her phone , whenever I put on my generator , I will allow her come in to plug it by herself so that she can make sure it’s charging , after plunging she will refuse to go and sit down to watch tv, me as a guy , I can’t chase her out . This continued until I started getting very uncomfortable with it , sometimes she will pretend to dose off on my bed or on the center rug and throw her legs wide open , I will wake her up to go home . Yesterday night , she came again but this time with about 4phones to charge,