Wednesday, 25 February 2015

A LETTER FROM THE Girls TO THE Guys

Dear Boyfriends,You can't just break our hearts by merely saying 'It is over'...... No, we won't believe you...
We want the following things to support your decision:-
- 5 Full A4 pages stating your reasons.
- Police Affidavit.
- A 90mins voice record of the reason you are leaving.
- Your Parents' ID.
- Your Parents' Permission Letter.
- The President's Approval Letter.
- You will have to relocate to another country so we won't see you again.
- Lastly, before you relocate, you will have to perform rituals slaughtering two fat cows apologizing for hurting my feelings and you will look for the tongue of a tadpole...
Either these or we stay together...

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