SATURDAY Jokes

PLEASE DON'T LAUGH
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira
to a wrong account number via Mobile
Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the
person from withdrawing the money and
he came up with
this: He sent a message to the person's
phone saying. "Hello Dark and Worthy
Initiate, I hope u are
ok. I believe u have received the money I
sent to
u? It's for your initiation into
the Eternal
Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni
Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's
midnight
12am. That money is only for your transport.
I'll
send you more for your shopping. There are
riches
awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two weeks
after the
initiation, a family member very close to your
heart
will die in a mysterious circumstance and
another
2 weeks later the next person close to your
heart
again will die too, these deaths will unlock
your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night to any
part of
the world, change into all kinds of animal to
deliver
your various assignments. Remember to
come with
a syringe and needle for drawing your
blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must
not
come a minute late nor a minute earlier
because
the Viceroy of Satan will be there himself to
officiate the ceremony. Thanks in advance.
But in
case you are not ready to join, please send
back
the money otherwise you will die in the next
24hrs". .......5 minutes later he got an sms
saying, wow, pls send another 2 million
naira my friend is also interested....
The Igbo Man Fainted.





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