50 Things I Think About While Going Down On My Man - From A Female Facebook User (18+)

 I saw this on facebook and I wanna know from our beautiful ladies, married or single, to tell us if truly they think these things, while doing that thing...lolz

 50 Things I Think About While Going Down On A Man

1. Alright, I got this!
2. You’re about to rock his world.
3. Breathe through your nose, idiot.
4. I hope my throat won’t hurt tomorrow.
5. Should I try butt stuff? Maybe he’ll like it. No, Chinelo! Don’t do it.
6. I will never understand this hand thing.
7. Is it supposed to be a lollipop or Popsicle stick?
8. If you touch my head one more time, I’m going to f*cking kill you.
9. Should I make eye contact?
10. Pretty sure it’s like a Popsicle.
11. Ugh, just cum already.
12. I have so much hair. I wish I had a hair tie.
13. Just maybe try butt stuff?
14. Make some noise, Chinelo.
15. Well, that was weird.
16. Jesus, Chinelo, be careful of teeth.
17. Do you think he felt that?
18. Just because you can deep throat doesn’t mean that —
19. *Gags*
20. Ew, our parents totally used to give blowjobs.
21. Maybe they still do?
22. Ew, get that out of your mind.
23 Ah, so much hair.
24. Okay, here it goes. I’m going to try some butt —
25. NOPE, NOPE. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? GO BACK UP!
26. You can try to finger his butt, but you cant ask him to go on a date with you? What is wrong with you?
27. Oh god, why is this still happening to me ?
28. Aw, I can’t believe my cat Fluffy died. RIP.
29. Who was the first person to ever do this?
30. “Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit… Total eclipse of the heart…”
31. I think I have to pee.
32. Oh, right. My hand.
33. He’s making weird noises, so this can’t suck.
34. It probably sucks.
35. Haha, sucks.
36. Okay, I’m over this.
37. He better go down on me this long.
38. I wish I had a d*ck.
39. When can women stop giving blowjobs?
40. “Turn around, bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart…”
41. I wonder if he is in love with me yet?
42. I better be getting breakfast in the morning.
43. Look who’s ready to cum!
44. YES! Bring it on!
45. Where is it?
46. Oh God. It’s happening.
47. Just smile.
48. Good job, sport.
49. Well, now that that’s over, my turn!
50. Oh, now he’s tired? Loser.

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