NDB Men: With All Sincerity, Which of These Are You Guilty of when With a Lady ?

• 1. You patiently waited for her to watch the first movie for hours. Immediately the movie ends, joy overwhelms you only for discomfort and sadness to take over when she asks you to play another movie immediately. lmao.
• 2. She's sitting far from you and you really wish you could tell her to come and sit close to you but you don't know how to say it just because you don't want her to have an impression that you want to get under her skirt.
• 3. You start acting caring and romantic just because you want to get her underskirt
• 4. Codedly, you start using your pillow to block the region of your manhood just because you don't want her to know you are having an erection 
• 5. You start smiling sheepishly and unnecessarily even when everything seems to be boring
• 6 You start feeling uncomfortable thereby going in and coming out of the room for no reason. You act as if you left something outside, ** if I hear say anything dey outside grin ** 
• 7. Dipping your hands into you pocket as if you are using it to boost your confidence.. ** if I hear say na confidence you dey use am boost **
• 8. The moment you start thinking of taking a bold step, and your heart keeps beating so fast 
• 9. When you are both watching a movie and the movie is taking so long, inwardly you are like, " which kind yeye movie be dis one naaaa, I wish this movie could just end under 3mins" 

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