Akpos an engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic
and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF
NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn
100k and goes to the clinic.
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Akpos: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and
put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh, this is kerosene"
Akpos: "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored.
Give me 20k"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to
recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember
anything"
Akpos: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer (annoyed): "This is kerosene, you gave this to
me last time for restoring my taste"
Akpos: "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back a
week later determined to get back 100k.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Akpos: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that,
so take this 100k"
Lawyer (staring at the cash): "But this is 20k, not 100k"
Akpos: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me
20k"#LWKMD#=))
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