20 Hilarious Ways To Know Your Mum Is A Nigerian.

1. When she says "Get my kini" and believes with all
confidence that she gave birth to a mind reader
2. When you say "mommy, I'm Sorry" and she replies
"Sorry for yourself"

3. When you ask her where you should drop something
and she says : “drop it on my head now."
4. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a
party.
5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and she
replied: “why wont you have malaria when you have
been pressing phone since morning”
6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and she
replies: “soo the person that came first has two heads,
abi?”
7. When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to
punish you.
8. When you’re watching TV with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the
channel
9. If when you tell her you are going to friends place
and she be like: when last did they come here to play
with you?
10. When your mum asks you if the food is enough and
you reply no and she says go and drink water
11. When she tells you if I hear 'Peem or phim', you will
hear 'ween'.
12. When she touches hot pot comfortably without a
napkin
13. When with one look she tells you, you will get the
beating of your life when you get home
14. When you say: my wedding will be baaaaaaaaaaad
and she replies: God forbid. Your wedding will not be
bad in Jesus name
15. When she tells you: 'I didn't kill my mother, so you
cannot or will not kill me'
16. When she calls you from your room upstairs and
then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse...
17. When you ask her to help you with your home work
and she advised: go and meet your brother. You then
say, so you don’t even know it and she replies: (it is
your father’s family members that are dullards)
18. When you ask her to refund the money you lend
her and she tells you "all the food you've been eating
at home nko?"
19. If she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin
Hood is, with arrows.
20. Feel free to add yours