Thursday 15 October 2015

NDB Jokes... Hehehe.. Wedding corruption

The biggest example of corruption is a wedding
ceremony where people will spray You and your
spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice, chicken
and drink which sums up To over N1500...
The worse is they will wrap broom and packer
for You as Gift..

Una go tell me if I tell una say I be cleaner..
Is that not corruption? Imagine! people are
wicked!..
So I've decided, on my wedding day when me
and my sweetheart will be dancing, people wont
spray us directly, they will be putting The Money
on a tray for All eyes To see and at that point,
you'll receive Your food as follows:
No Money: Pure water and tooth pick
N200: White Rice without meat + pure water
N500: White Rice + head of fish + coke
N1000: Jollof Rice + Meat + malt
N2000-N4000: Fried Rice + salad + chicken +
malt
N5000 and Above: Please Serve Yourself..
No cheating!.. Cause some people wey don dey
fast for The past 21days go wan use my wedding
as an avenue To break their fast!.
Abeg no laugh alone...
True or False? ? ?

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