TUESDAY Jokes: MY FIRST TIME TO USE A CONDOM

I entered a shop and  bought a pack with 3 condoms,  looked at them  curiously for a while wondering  how on earth I  could use them. The lady at the  counter noticed my  puzzlement and asked sincerely,  ''Have you ever  used a condom? Do you know how  to put it on?'' l blushed said,"No!"  The lady took one condom and  opened it and wore it on
her thumb  as an example. ''  This is how you wear it. You have  to make sure its  tight!'' I was even more puzzled by  this. I was just an  innnocent young man. She noticed  how shy and  confused I was."You must be a  virgin," she said teasingly. "Have  you ever had sex?" l said, "No!"  Then she looked around the shop;  there was no one  but just the 2 of us. She called me  behind the  counter, opened the door leading  to the back-  rooms and invited me in. She  quickly locked the  door, told me to hurry up coz "..we  don't have time!" She pulled her  short skirt up, her panty down,  opened her legs, and lay her back  on a table. Then  she told me to wear the condom  on just like she had  told me. I did, and she pulled me  close, and oh yes  there I was right deep inside her  wet sweet flesh. But  Oh My God no, in just 10 seconds  inside it was just too much and I  came tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii  twii tsaaa ziii. The lady feels it too,  she feels the hot  cremora inside her, and asks me,  ''Did you put the  condom on like I told you?" "Yes I  did. Just like you  told me!" I replied. She says, ''Lets  see!" I showed  her. "Oh shit!" she screamed. "You  are supposed to wear it on your  PENIS not on your THUMB, you  dummy!'' Now she is 8months  pregnant and I dont  know wat to do is it my fault?


           Yours truly
        Confused Niyidaram 😅😜😀😂