Monday, 29 August 2016

HILARIOUS! Twitter NG Shares #1000NigerianWaysToDie

There is never a dull moment in the Twitter Universe, especially the Nigerian Planet of that Universe.

Today, Twitter users are sharing #1000NigerianWaysToDie.
This will surely make your evening, especially if you grew up in a typical Nigerian home.













Zaddy @kingfromthewest



When your mom tries to beat you and you dodge it


 

 











leboo_ogee @Leb00_ogee



Mum: why are you not eating with your siblings?
Me: I don't like beans...
🔫🔪🔪 


 

 











Dewunmi @b_dewunmi



 after your mum cooks efo riro and amala then you say you want rice and chicken stew


 

 











Cocoa✨ @BROWNIE__XX



 
Mum: who are you talking to on that phone by this time of the night?
Me:


 

 











Papacy @Combs_x



 wen ur gettin a strong beating from some1 and ur fwndz keep shouting Bruce lee Bruce lee


 

 











Cocoa✨ @BROWNIE__XX




Dad: ask me a question my child
Me: your mates that are rich do they have two heads?


 

 











OTM Escobar @Tobito_SAMA




*Around 2 am*
Mum: why did you lock your room door??
Me: My girlfriend is around pic.twitter.com/gCu5sO6qna


 

 











Mr Houzil @_Houzil




Dad; you are always pressing ur fone
Me; gbeborun, is it ur fone?
Dad; oya close the door


 

 














Lei @Leeiaah_



Look at the floor/ceiling/wall when your mother is taking to you


 

 








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YOUR FAV HOME BOY @udisiemi_



Mom:Pass me the remote me:mummy catch


 

 











YOUR FAV HOME BOY @udisiemi_



Telling your mum you won't go to school because you have headache 


 

 











Jon Snow @iam_Dami



Impregnate a military man's teenage daughter. Please just go and buy your coffin jejeli. 


 

 














Abu Bakr @its_Abubakr



Daughter : mum I'm pregnant 
Mum: for whoDaughter: for the Barber opposite our shop 





 

 











Man.P @odosa_progress




When you hear your Dad fart and you laugh like this


 

 











Schön @_kushim



Mom:is this how you will be acting in your husband's house?Me:Did i tell you i want to get married?



 

 











Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga



You go out with your parents to their friends house and you ask for food. 


 

 











Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga




Dad: pass me the remote
Me: is your hand paining you?


 

 











Mufasa ❌ @JeSuisNaga



You're the last born but you change the channel from NTA to Cartoon Network. 


 

 











CHO @Chidubem__O



 
*2 mins into lunch*
Mum: where is your meat? ?
Me: Ehm.. Ma...Mum:



 

 








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CHO @Chidubem__O




During midnight call when your mum seizes your phone & you have not cleard whatsapp messages


 

 





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