Sunday 14 December 2014

NDB Night Jokes

Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I
go to bed with a text and wake up with
a text msg. It's either they are calling
me or begging me to subscribe to one
thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt
HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And
what to EAT
2. Dear customer need
DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388
for daily tips on how to deliver yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??.... text ANCESTORS to
35354 and receive daily ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u
have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629
to receive daily soaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling
HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to
38545 and receive tips on how to
plaster your heart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma
BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA!
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20 comments:

  1. joy george15 December 2014 at 08:23

    Lol very true,MTN can be annoying with those text messages sha. Its even worst when ure expecting "credit alert" dem go dey make ur heart jump any how.

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  2. Anonymous15 December 2014 at 08:40

    I swear. Useless people.

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  3. fhegie15 December 2014 at 08:42

    Niyi can't your grandma need beauty tips?

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  4. Whirlwind15 December 2014 at 11:34

    Unskirious human rice they are. I delete dem text wf Nazi-like venom wen me see dem ni o. Off mtn for now sha. 7c112097

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  5. Whirlwind15 December 2014 at 21:18

    Unskirious human rice they are. I delete dem text wf Nazi-like venom wen me see dem ni o. Off mtn for now sha. 7c112097

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  6. Whirlwind15 December 2014 at 21:18

    Unskirious human rice they are. I delete dem text wf Nazi-like venom wen me see dem ni o. Off mtn for now sha. 7c112097

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